Perhaps audiences aren’t clamoring for a new version of Dracula from Luc Besson, the celebrated French director for polished extravagance. However, it has to be said: his lavishly upholstered love story with vampires displays creativity and style – and with its B-movie charm, I might just favor to it to Robert Eggers’s recent, solemnly classy version of Nosferatu. A few strange elements appear, including one shot that seems to depict a territorial boundary between France and Romania.
Christoph Waltz portrays a clever but beleaguered vampire-hunting priest – I can’t believe he hasn’t played such a part earlier – who arrives in Paris in 1889 for the French Revolution centenary celebrations. So does the sinister Dracula, enacted by the expert in grotesque roles Caleb Landry Jones using a distorted Eastern European tone similar to Steve Carell’s Gru of the Despicable Me series. This is a part he seemed destined to play.
Here’s the premise: the vampire lord has been restlessly roaming the globe in anguish for 400 years since he became undead, a penalty for his irreligious grief over the death of his wife, Elisabeta (a movie debut role for Zoë Bleu, the offspring of Rosanna Arquette). The count has been searching, searching, searching for a female who would be the reincarnation of his lost love. By cruel fate, the fortunate female proves to be Mina (portrayed once more by Bleu), the demure fiancee of the count’s timid estate manager, Jonathan Harker (enacted by Ewens Abid), who has recently been to the vampire’s estate to negotiate his property portfolio and the small picture of the lovely Mina drew the vampire’s attention.
Besson organizes Dracula’s middle-section history of international journeys in various outrageous costumes skillfully, and he doesn’t shy away from giving us some comedy moments with a distinctly Mel Brooks flavour – like the vampire’s constant unsuccessful tries to end his own life following Elisabeta’s passing, in addition to farcical scenes that result after Dracula sprays himself using a particular scent during the 1700s in Florence, that renders him compelling to the opposite sex. Absurd yet engaging.
Dracula is available digitally beginning on the first of December and in disc format from 22 December. It will be shown in Australian cinemas starting February 5, 2026.
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