So, what did you think of 2025 in your home? Did it seem entirely positive as one might claim on online? Full of top marks for your offspring and elaborate dress-up celebrations for the grownups? Maybe it felt like a swamp of letdowns with only rare enjoyable moments? And was any of it authentic, or is everyone now seven-fingered AI slop beings with celebrity smiles?
I've corralled the family together, willing or unwilling, to reflect on the paramount thing in a calendar year: which video games we were obsessed with the most. Let's get started:
Pikmin
"Can’t you pick just one?"
"You can't expect my personal ranking."
In the mobile realm, she's invested time in Cityscapes and "searching for decent healthcare."
"Virtually?"
"In reality."
Overwatch
"I don’t play games on my phone." He seemed insulted that the question was posed. I respect that.
Resident Evil Biohazard
She's attempting to get into acting, but when she wasn’t singing, she was tackling Resident Evil. She also went on in great detail about her achievements on The Sims, where her character has a thriving utopia with far better healthcare than her older sibling has in real life.
Crash Bandicoot: It’s About Time
She started the year at 60% completion and ended it at eighty-two percent. It’s a marathon not a sprint for her. Her phone game: something called Woodle, where you have to remove pins.
Minecraft
Whenever I see my adult son playing Minecraft, I set about him like a cross between a relentless heckler. When he objects, I reply that I am behaving this way to prepare him so he can mature and play games for grownups. It's a classic Scottish father/son relationship.
Eldest Daughter on Just Dance 2024
There was no contest for this one. She is unstoppable. Even better than I was at Dancing Stage MegaMix in my prime.
Marvel Snap
Nothing came close to the hours I spent on this remarkably well-crafted deck building digital pastime, with its constantly evolving range of cards and game variations.
Marvel Snap
The downside about games that frequently update their range is you have a moment of clarity and realise it is all just an attempt to lure you into fear-of-missing-out driven microtransactions. So affection became resentment halfway through the year and it got uninstalled.
Doom: The Dark Ages
Excellent reinvention of a legendary franchise. Captivating atmosphere from the start. I wish I could eviscerate my issues so effectively in real life.
Blue Prince
I decline to rush this stunning, original game and I just lacked the mental bandwidth to give it what it needed earlier this year. With holiday guests over the festive period, I will be playing this in the wee small hours after evening drinks.
Balatro
I acknowledge Balatro was 2024’s sleeper hit, but I was a late adopter. And it is remarkable. It just gets absolutely everything right. The core concept is a brilliant concept, but the powers behind the different wild cards are so inventive it has become a game I could play at any hour. Throw in the charm of the card design, and this is an true pinnacle of gaming. I wouldn't mind being stuck in a small space for hours just so I have the perfect excuse but play it.
Outer Worlds 2
I endured a minor pile-on when I wrote about how a glitch in another game soured the experience for me, but that other title is still a massive gaming achievement in terms of overall polish – which I appreciated even more after playing Outer Worlds 2. So my appreciation goes out to the commenter who took the time to write in to say that my Outer Worlds 2 review was "poorly reasoned". I share that in the exact way, because I respect the passion, and they are obviously an excellent judge of character.
Hollow Knight: Silksong
Fine. Give me a punishingly tough exploration-focused thing and provide little guidance on what I am supposed to be doing, except "explore". What a joy. I get that it has great art and is ideal if you are into this kind of thing, but I cannot think of a gaming experience I am less interested in in my current stage of life. I was around back when many games were like this, and I'm over it. It was acceptable when I was a kid, but the same could be said for many less comfortable things.
Toss-up between business deals that sparked debate, and high launch costs. Both morally indefensible and unpleasant.
Clair Obscur, Despelote and Bananza would all make interesting names bellowed from the back door at dinner time.
Right Thumb Joint. Honestly. I don’t know if it’s because of console gaming or endless scrolling, but it is sore like the mines of sulphur in the mornings now. I knew I should have got my thumbs looked after back in the day.
Grand Theft Auto VI.
And it will come out in 2026, even if we have to make 2026 last until the end of days.
The Witcher 4.
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